IF PHRASES

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Published on Saturday, 01 January 2011 00:00

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IF PHRASES

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch;

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man my son!

RUDYARD KIPLING

If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will
(Classic Ifferisms)

If It Bends, It's Funny;
If It Breaks, It Isn't
(Wit & Wordplay)

If It Is To Be, It Is Up To Me
(Words to Live By)

If Men Could Learn From History,
What Lessons it Might Teach Us
(The Human Condition)

If You Can't Be Kind,
At Least Be Vague
(Not-so-Iffy Advice)

If You Rest, You Rust
(Ages & Stages of Life)

If His IQ Slips Any Lower,

We'll Have to Water Him Twice a Day

(Critical & Insulting Ifferisms)

If the World Were a Logical Place,
Men Would Ride Side-Saddle
(Gender Dynamics)

If You Want to Have a Friend,

Be a Friend

(Human Relationships)

If I Don't Do It Everyday,

I Get a Headache
(Sex, Love, & Romance)

If You Marry for Money,

You Will Earn Every Penny
(Marriage, Home, & Family Life)

If Winning Isn't Everything,

Why Do They Keep Score?
(Sports)

If You Want a Friend in Washington, D.C.,

Get a Dog
(Politics and Government)

If You Can't Do Anything Else,
There's Always Acting
(Stage & Screen)

If You're Not Fired with Enthusiasm,

You'll be Fired with Enthusiasm
(The World of Business & Management)

If You Add to the Truth,
You Subtract From It
(Oxymoronic & Paradoxical Ifferisms)

If Passion Drives,
Let Reason Hold the Reins
(Metaphorical Ifferism)

If You Can't Annoy Somebody,
There is Little Point in Writing
(The Literary Life)

If Anything Can Go Wrong,

it does not BELONG
(ERay…ONELUV)

If you can’t HACK IT,

don’t WRECK IT
(ERay…ONELUV)

If It Is To Be, it WILL BE
(ERay…ONELUV)

If Men Could Learn From History,

the WORLD would be LESS GORY

(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Can't Be Kind,

pay them NO MIND
(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Rest, that may be the BEST

(ERay…ONELUV)

If Your IQ Slips Any Lower,

we’ll humor you even more
(ERay…ONELUV)

If the World Were a Logical Place,
we’d wonder about the HUMAN RACE

(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Want to Have a Friend,

don’t be a FIEND
(ERay…ONELUV)

If it doesn't make sense,

don’t make it harder than it is.
(ERay…ONELUV)

If it doesn't make it Everyday,

Shake and dance it away
(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Marry for Money,

don’t be PHONEY
(ERay…ONELUV)

If Winning Isn't Everything,

Losing is NOTHING
(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Want a Friend in Washington,

head for LIVINGSTON
(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Can't Do Anything Else,

FAKE it
(ERay…ONELUV)

If You're Not Fired with Enthusiasm,
make it a EUPHEMISM

(ERay…ONELUV )

If You Add to the Truth,

subtract all LIES
(ERay…ONELUV)

If Passion Drives, mission STRIVES

(ERay…ONELUV)

If You Can't Annoy Somebody,

BOTHER NOBODY
(ERay…ONELUV)

If it doesn't fit,

you must ACQUIT!

(Johnnie Cochran Attorney)

If it doesn't fit,

you can't CONVICT!

(ERay...ONELUV)

FUN PUZZLES & GAMES

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Published on Saturday, 01 January 2011 00:00

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Fun Puzzles & Games consists of the following:

IF  Phrases

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BIG  WORDS  ANSWERS

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